Report makes claim about Nottingham Forest man but it makes absolutely zero sense

Report: Nottingham Forest opponents handed devastating injury blow over 30-year-old trickster

Report: Still 'serious doubt' over whether £30,000-a-week man will be at Forest next season

Report: Premier League club that wanted Cooper now set to appoint 53-year-old instead

Report: After Tottenham, another Premier League club now want Steve Cooper

Report: Crystal Palace and Nottingham Forest want 25-year-old who 'terrorises defenders'

Report: Forest missed out on midfield duo, joined PL clubs for £22m and £32m respectively

Report: Nottingham Forest want 31-year-old penalty king, he earns £80,000-a-week

'He's great': Premier League star hails 'fantastic' Nottingham Forest man

Report: Crystal Palace eye sensational Nottingham Forest star, Vieira loves him